There are only a few things in life more awkward than writing about myself. 

1. TRYING STAND-UP COMEDY.

2. EXPLAINING THAT MY DAD IS NOT BLIND.            JUST WEIRD.

3. WATCHING THIS GUY RAP. OR SING. OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT. 

GREAT. SO now that we've gotten THROUGH THE TOUGH STUFF, let's make some ads : )